Being a vampire

How do I become a vampire??

wait until Holloween and go trick or treat.  It is the third house at the end of the road...on the right.  Mailbox out front says Munsters on it.  Knock at the door and tell them Uncle Fester sent you.  You should be allowed right in and then turned into a vampire just like me.

You are welcome.

Kassie_sirmans wrote:How do I become a vampire??

You don't.

Sorry but here people will not feed your expectations outside of reality as in other places.

A little bit of flour, a spoon of salt, and some ingredience of tomato and some apples. Chant over it "ram-lil-dam-lum-kram-ri-dam". Now spit in it and stir around. Now drink.

Doesn't that sound like what you're expecting to hear? Would we give you a simple recipe on how to become a vampire on an online forum, or perhaps even anywhere else? Now, note that the above was just a joke. I hope people aren't that stupid they will do such things based on a loose recommendation on some vampire forum out of complete desperation. Utilize some critical thinking, discernment... Use your head!!!

Oh my! How do I become a human?????

Drink some apple juice. Dance around in a big circle backwards 147 times whilst reciting the chant "ham-lam-dum-rum-rim-dim-lim" for each round and then fall down on the floor at the end of the 147th round. Rise back up again and you're a human.

clowns to the left of me, jokers to right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you...

How sweet... and charming... lol.

Lmao you guys are hilarious lol tf

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

lol what??

Kassie_sirmans wrote:How do I become a vampire??

Ask yourself seriously: Why would you even WANT to become a vampire, it's not as romantic as in "Twilight"? I know of enough vampires that have come to consider the Dark Gift more as a curse than a blessing.

Lightseeker wrote:

Kassie_sirmans wrote:How do I become a vampire??

Ask yourself seriously: Why would you even WANT to become a vampire, it's not as romantic as in "Twilight"? I know of enough vampires that have come to consider the Dark Gift more as a curse than a blessing.

I know its not like twilight, and if anyone thinks it is...Is stupid. But I have my own reasons as to y

Well, I would encourage you to question your motives further. I believe it very possible that if you search long enough you will eventually encounter an individual that can help you "become a vampire" as you call it. But you might not be happy about it when it actually happens. The process is - as far as I know - irreversible.
Just google around real-life forums a bit and read about the craving, the need to feed, and how much it can dominate a vampire's life. Do you really want that? And do you really feel comfortable with feeding on the life-energy of others, thereby potentially injuring these victims in a very real psychic or even physical sense? Ultimately the decision is yours, but I would encourage you to consider these points.

I meant "real-life vampire forums" lol. And just as an afterthought: I don't know how old you are, but if you are still in your teens, I would STRONGLY recommend you keep away from vampirism and left-hand path occultism. Because then you are definitely too young to make such a life-changing decision.

Lightseeker wrote:I meant "real-life vampire forums" lol. And just as an afterthought: I don't know how old you are, but if you are still in your teens, I would STRONGLY recommend you keep away from vampirism and left-hand path occultism. Because then you are definitely too young to make such a life-changing decision.

I have already read everything about it. I know the cost and I still want to be one, and to answer your question I'm 20

20 is still exceptionally young, in the scheme of things.

Ramla-Meryt wrote:20 is still exceptionally young, in the scheme of things.

Yes, especially when it comes to such a life-changing and irreversible decision.

Kassie_sirmans wrote: I have already read everything about it. I know the cost and I still want to be one, and to answer your question I'm 20

Look, I don't want to sound inquisitorial because I have no right to question the spiritual motives of another individual. However, would you be willing to share some of your motives why you "want to be one"?

As I stated before, I'm not saying that all vampires are unhappy about what they are, only that I know quite a few who after a few years wish they had not undergone the transformation or embraced/awakened their vampirc nature. It is a deeply dark path with all the dangers that such a path entails. I am a member of an organisation that studies vampires quite extensively, so I speak from first-hand experience.

Lightseeker wrote:

Kassie_sirmans wrote: I have already read everything about it. I know the cost and I still want to be one, and to answer your question I'm 20

Look, I don't want to sound inquisitorial because I have no right to question the spiritual motives of another individual. However, would you be willing to share some of your motives why you "want to be one"?

As I stated before, I'm not saying that all vampires are unhappy about what they are, only that I know quite a few who after a few years wish they had not undergone the transformation or embraced/awakened their vampirc nature. It is a deeply dark path with all the dangers that such a path entails. I am a member of an organisation that studies vampires quite extensively, so I speak from first-hand experience.

Because since I was young I could always feel the presence of a spirit or a demon, I would know if it was positive or negative. I find my own ways to communicate to them because its beyond fascinating. They follow me around where ever I go. Anyways, I read from this website that your physic ability's will be heightened, its hard and confusing to do on my own. Plus I find vampires amazing and the history behind them. Yes I know some hate that they have become a vampire but I honestly truly know I'll be happy. So please just trust that I'm making the right decision because I know I am.

If you need to get your info about your future from writings and interactions with strangers from a board forum, you do not have sense enough to get out of the rain.  Ancient occult schools would not even begin to admit individuals for any kind of serious study unless they had turned age 50.  You are still a baby and cannot be considered wise enough to make many decisions about anything.  Just begin to study life and stay at it for another 30 years.  You will see your preferences change many times over by then.

Maxx wrote:If you need to get your info about your future from writings and interactions with strangers from a board forum, you do not have sense enough to get out of the rain.  Ancient occult schools would not even begin to admit individuals for any kind of serious study unless they had turned age 50.  You are still a baby and cannot be considered wise enough to make many decisions about anything.  Just begin to study life and stay at it for another 30 years.  You will see your preferences change many times over by then.

That's what you think

That is what history has proven. If you think otherwise, you may be one of the silly delusional crowd on the train ride. ha.

"The whole goal of the future and of the present effort, is to bring humanity to the point where it – occultly speaking – “enters into light.” The entire trend of the present urge forward, which can be noted so distinctly in the race, is to enable the race to acquire knowledge, to transmute it into wisdom by the aid of the understanding, and thus to become “fully enlightened.” #Enlightenment is the major goal of education." AB

You need more understanding in your background, kid.

Maxx wrote:"The whole goal of the future and of the present effort, is to bring humanity to the point where it – occultly speaking – “enters into light.” The entire trend of the present urge forward, which can be noted so distinctly in the race, is to enable the race to acquire knowledge, to transmute it into wisdom by the aid of the understanding, and thus to become “fully enlightened.” #Enlightenment is the major goal of education."     AB
https://www.vampirismforum.com/
You need more understanding in your background, kid.

Ok how about you look here. Do Not call me kid. Are you stupid enough to think I would actually tell you stuff about me. Ha. Yea so if you are on this website that's about this shit then how about you grow some balls and help people! If its their damn choice to "turn" then that's on them if they hate then it was their fault. OK? Like do you understand me?